Bad
Santa is a Christmas dark comedy film that was released in 2003. The film has
three different lengths:
Theatrical
- 91 minutes
Directors
- 88 minutes
Unrated
- 98 minutes
Bad
Santa is rated 15 due to extremely bad language and strong sexual content as
well as violence. The film had a budget of $18 million and went on to make over
$76 million worldwide.
Plot
Every
year, Willie digs out his Santa suit and attempts to make a living with his
partner Marcus, the elf. The pair go around the states and go to a different
department store each year but they aren't any ordinary Santa and elf. Willie
and Marcus make their living by robbing the store that they are working at each
year, making enough money to make sure that they don't have to work for the
rest of the year. Willie is mean, not getting any younger and a drunk. He
spends most of his free time drinking and getting as many women as possible so
when Christmas time comes round again, he isn't exactly is the right frame of
mind, or state to work again. Marcus has to knock some sense into him to make
sure that he can get enough money to give his wife a good life...the one that
she is now accustomed to.
At
their current store, Willie comes across a chubby (and dirty) young boy who he
soon befriends when he learns that only his old grandma who barely notices
anything is the only one at home. Willie moves in with Thurman and fully takes
advantage of a free place to stay along with the use of a car.
With
Willie's crazy and bad behaviour while he is at work, the head of security soon
becomes wary and he intends to keep a close eye on the pair. Surely Christmas
can’t always go so smoothly?
What I thought

There
wasn't really anyone that I didn't like in this film. The little boy made me
scream with laughter, especially when he cuts his hand open (I know that sounds
so mean). It is very rare that I laugh this much at a film but I am nearly
crying every single time that I watch it. The humour is really crude and
disgusting at times but that is what makes the film what it is.

This
is my all time favourite Christmas film because it is like no other. When you begin
to watch the film it will have you thinking 'what the hell is this' but give it
10-15 minutes and you will realise what you are in for. Not recommended for
anyone who cant deal with crude comedy.
'I do kind of wish that Santa was a bit hotter...' Ha ha!;
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