Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is
a fairy tale retelling/ continuation film that was released at the cinema in
the UK on 27th February. The film is rated 15 due to language and
bloody violence and it has a run time of 88 minutes.
Plot
Following the Brothers Grimm’s
famous tale Hansel and Gretel, as young children they are abandoned in the
woods leaving them to fend for themselves. However, they come across a house
made out of candy and are soon lured into the home of a witch who tries to
fatten up Hansel so she can eat him. Not being your average children, Hansel
and Gretel manage to fight and kill the witch themselves, learning that burning
them is the best way to ensure death.
Years later, the siblings are now
famous witch hunters, with towns all over seeking them out to rid them of their
witch problems. In the town of Augsburg 11 children have already gone missing.
Hansel and Gretel arrive just in time to stop a young woman being accused of
being a witch being burned to death. After talking to the townspeople and finding
out a few things, they learn of the Blood Moon and realise they may finally be
in over their heads.
What I thought
After writing my dissertation on
fairy tales, I’m pretty addicted to anything to do with them – they’re a bit of
a passion of mine now. Although I’m not the biggest fan of retellings that go
too far, I still wanted to see this film just to see what it was like.
I really liked the opening to Hansel
and Gretel: Witch Hunters as it stuck quite close to the original story. Well,
with Hansel and Gretel being left on their own and finding a house made out of
yummy things. The young actors playing the characters do a great job,
especially young Gretel as she fights like hell to save her brother from a
fiery furnace. The opening really sets the scene for what is about to come: a
hell of a lot of fighting and some bloody ugly looking witches.
Jeremy Renner as Hansel and Gemma
Arterton as Gretel, the grown up versions of the characters obviously. After
what happened to them as children, the siblings are out for blood and travel
all over in search of witches to kill. The pair get on well as siblings, with a
healthy banter between the two and I thought Renner and Arterton worked well
together on screen. However, Renner lacks conviction and likeability as Hansel
while Gretel is likeable and definitely kicks ass. I was sad to see that Renner
wasn’t all that good in this role though as I have liked him in quite a few
other films. Arterton seems to be great at whatever she does though and the
boys will enjoy her in some tight leather costumes at the same time as watching
her do her thing.
This is a film that doesn’t lack
in blood and gore. Set in a strange looking time, a mix of old and the future,
Hansel and Gretel have some pretty interesting toys for killing witches with. This
is mostly the reason why this film is rated 15. The filmmakers have come up
with some very inventive ways of killing people which will satisfy those who
like this kind of thing. I saw the film in 2D so I didn’t get to witness the
full effects of 3D. I can only imagine how many bits of flesh would come flying
at you at full speed. I’m not the most squeamish of girls and I did actually
really enjoy the action and the fight scenes. My cousin is 15 and wanted to see
this but I did have to warn her about what it was like because she definitely
wouldn’t have the stomach for it.
Famke Janssen is a wonderful
actress and in my eyes, she always plays an amazing baddie. She does so here as
Muriel, the big bad witch. Janssen’s character is partially shown as herself
while a really ugly witch at others. The make-up of all of the witches in this
film was spectacular and I would think that anyone coming across one of them
would want to run for their lives. Janssen plays the role with so much
determination and perfection, that she is incredibly creepy, scary and evil all
at the same time. While there were some other good cast members/ characters,
Janssen plays the best hands down and she also gives the best performance by
far.
As for the plot, it is a little farfetched
and make up in regards to the original fairy tale. However, I did like the
twist that the story was given. If Hansel and Gretel did ever survive, I can
imagine that they would want revenge, especially when the witches are so evil.
The script tries to be funny, while failing most of the time. There were a few humorous
lines here and there but mostly, the lines came across as extremely forced, especially
from Renner. Unfortunately, this is a film that tries too hard in the wrong
places. It is clearly an action film and tries too hard to have a substantial
plot line and a clever script but this is where the film fails badly.
Overall though, I did really
enjoy Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters but it’s probably one to wait for when
it comes out on DVD.